Poop Cacoon 

Molded shit around somebodys dick, usually done while another person is asleep with a raginging erection, often blown dry to dry out the poop on the erection.

Don't fucking fall asleep douche bag or im going to give you a poop cacoon

Poop Cacoon by tit hair February 20, 2010

Poop rape

When you’re cranking out a honkin log in a public restroom and a stranger barges through the door like an absolute lunatic and goes to town on your virgin butthole.

I was at Gridiron last night taking a massive shit and got poop raped.

Poop rape by PRGod December 8, 2018

Poop-shute-ma-goo

Cant really give a definition, more like a story. So your fucking a girl and you have no condom and you dont feel like getting her pregnant so what do ya do? Poopshutemagoo!

Baby, Let me Poopshutemagoo.

Poop-shute-ma-goo by Mr.Finger December 1, 2003

poop poker 

A male who achieves orgasm by placing his male copulatory organ inside the rectum of another. Because feces and other defecal matter exit through the rectum the term "poop poker" has been used to describe someone who engages in this type of sexual activity. Poop poker often refers to homosexual men, but can be used to describe anyone who participates in anal sex.

None of the other guys would sleep over at Marty's because they knew he was a poop poker.

poop poker by cbiscit October 9, 2006

Poop Sex 

A form of sex with lots of poo squished in there.

I dont like the feeling of poo sex. It feels like I just fucked a pile of shit.

Poop Sex by azuresheep August 13, 2003

poop eater 

someone who eats poop, willingly or not.

a bunch of friends got together and we told this one kid he had to eat one of our craps. he tried to say no but we told him if he ran we would catch him, tie his balls to a rope and hang him from the ceiling. we had done things like this to eachother before, so he got scared. so one friend took a shit, so the guy picked it up, opened his mouth, and my friend shoved it in. the kid was gagging, shit smeared on his lips and teeth, and he puked all over himself. now we call him poop eater.

poop eater by crappydude May 27, 2009

poop pirate 

A person who lurks outside restrooms and waites for you to leave so they can rush in and sniff the toilet seat. Also known as saint martining.

After not washing my ass for a week and dropping a huge deuce this morning, that poop pirate still gave me a page seven for being late.

poop pirate by murato February 13, 2010