soap opera

1. opera but soap sings
2. bad shows on tv

"I'm going to the soap opera where soap sings opera."
"Ok."

by Meme Ghost October 10, 2021

school opener

A softer version of the term 'school shooter'.

Everyone remarked how school sucked, so I became a school opener because of them.

by SleepyShard October 16, 2021

Soap opera

This is the word you were looking for every time you rolled your friends que tu nomas miras novelas but instead said novels🙄 oh and fun fact it has soap on it because soap operas because they used to be sponsored by soap commercials 👍too smart for this world🙄💅🏼

Elementary kid:Are you into animay

Me:Uh not really but I mostly watch novels I mean soap opera before sleeping🥰

by Why u searching for my name March 23, 2022

Crack open a cold one with the boys

The simple practice of the art of necrophilia with your bestest of friends. Typically performed in a Catholic Cemetery between the hours of 1am to 3am.

Hey Juan,
Wanna go crack open a cold one with the boys down at the cemetery on Garfield Street?

by Pedro K Hasseem March 24, 2022

Notepad opens everything

Expression used when talking about the windows program called Notepad.

It is only used when you want to tell anyone about opening , for example, a .JPG file (image file) on it

Person 1: "Dude look at this! Notepad opened this image!*

Person 2: "Well, like I told you, Notepad opens everything!"

by NormalFery April 6, 2022

National Open Neck Day

A National Holiday where you slap people's necks on April 21.

Josh got his neck slapped on National Open Neck Day.

by liquid19 April 21, 2022

Soap Opera Worldview

A commonly held worldview that we're all the same deep down inside, and that we all strive for the same things. Typically reinforces normative values of right and wrong, yet framed as deep, revolutionary, or unique. Not necessarily bound to watchers of the soap opera genre. Generally, describes people who view everything through the lens of entertainment. Especially commonly held on Urban Dictionary and the internet at large. Usually, cannot be corrected through repeat social exposure, due to the shallow way in which those who hold these beliefs engage with others.
Sadly, many who view the world in this way seem to suffer from arrested psychological development, having the abstract thinking capabilities of an adolescent. "Mom, aren't my edgy, completely vapid opinions unique and cool?"

Brad: We all want sex deep down inside, right? We're all humans after all, or something. I think Oprah Winfrey said that one, maybe.
Asexual: Suffers in silent agony*
Brad: Say, Asexual, you're pretty cute.
Asexual: No thanks. I'm just not interested in that.
Brad: What are you, some kind of prude? Unless you ride my cock, I'm going to destroy your self-esteem! Nobody will accept you, unless you ride someone's cock!
Asexual: Well, that's the soap opera worldview for you. Repackaging the same tired filth in a kitschier way.

by just-stop April 27, 2022