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Fake Friends

Those friends that only use you when they need something or when they have nothing else to do.
TYPES OF FAKE FRIENDS

1) The User
The one that uses you for popularity or more friends or for money. That friend that was so sweet, shy and nice at first then turns into a real bitch after they get into the circle. (STAY AWAY, THERE TIME WILL COME)

2) The Two Faced
That 'FRIEND' that is so nice to your face and then goes running away to talk shit about you when you have done nothing wrong. And when your in a group or around popular peole they completely ignore your existence. (FUCK THEM)

3) The Drifter
The so called 'friends' that only talks to you when they need something or want something, like for money, a ride, or anything in general but completely ignores you when they dont want anything (AT THE MOMENT).

Please guys stay away from these people, everyone will soon realise who they really are and they will be loners and very hated. Be yourself and be kind and a good friend and if you really want to just scream at them and completely expose them because 99.99999% of the time they deserve it and need to hear it. THEY ARE BITCHES AND YOUR BETTER THEN THEM !!!!!!!!!!
The 'friend' that o
"Wow, she`s so rude! She completely ditched me for the popular group! We used to be so close but now she thinks shes better then everyone else. I HATE HER, SHES SUCH A FAKE FRIENDS! "
by Monty - The Real Talk December 3, 2019
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fake bean

Fake bean = fake person/ fake fan

If you disagree with someone they may call you “fake bean”

Bean in plural is “Beanz”
-I love strawberries, do you like strawberries?
- No
- Than you are a fake bean✋😔
by Master Of Beanz November 12, 2019
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Never J-Fake

J-Fake: Something that is complete fabrication. To Never J-Fake is to keep it real at all time, with all things.

A lie. (J-Fake)

Not true or real. (J-Fake)

Cap. (J-Fake)

Kizzy. (J-Fake)
Never J-Fake with me and I'll Never J-Fake with you.

Stay true to yourself and Never J-Fake.

Stop all that J-faking.

Why do I feel like you're J-Faking with me, I don't believe anything you said.
by IV000 November 11, 2020
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Fakee

A very cool, swag, funny, comedy, awesome, person! they are also very good very great artist!
Person 1: wow your suck a fakee

The fakee person: true !
by Mott26 November 23, 2021
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Fake

Friend: what is fake? what does it mean?
Me: You don't know . Well the definition of fake if only translated into one name
Friend: what is it?
Me: Camron. Camron Reid
Friend: Oh My I just felt the FakeNess shiver down my spine
by Speakthetruth24/7 April 19, 2018
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Fake

Fake is a definition for a person who pretends to be something they aren't. Think of a person who acts with the "rainbows and sunshine" personality or "plastic" They'll follow what's "in" instead of being themselves. Example of actions that are fake would be smiling when you aren't actually happy hence in the terms "fake it til you make it." Essentially they're pretending to be till everyone believes it to be.

The opposite terminology would be "real" Real means to be authentic Voicing your own opinion instead of following the crowd is more "real" Example everyone else is wearing red but I like monochrome colors hence I'll wear monochrome.

Examples of culture: The goth culture initially was suppose to be in representation of being different and not fake. Wearing black didn't truly matter but it represented being different then everyone running around with color. To not conform The ideologies was initially to be different from the rest. An outsider. Authentic. Unique. Yourself.
I think a good media reference on this could bee South Parks episode called The Undergrounders where it takes context on the idea of "fake."
by anonymous December 17, 2023
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Fake Chipleader

A guy who thinks he is awesome, but really has a lot to be modest about.
Are Gill and Jonny suitable for promotion? No way, they're all talk and no trousers; real fake chipleaders!
by Django Elf March 19, 2021
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