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Nerd Table

A table in a college or university canteen/cafeteria that is located beside several power outlets. Commonly claimed by several science students or other computer geeks and manned/womaned almost all day by at least one person. If an outsider sits near them for the purpose of using a free outlet it is considered very rude to those in the nerd group.
Dan: Sh#t, my laptop battery's almost dead but there's no free nerd tables.

Jim: Just sit over there with those ones, they won't bite.

Dan: That short chick from Dental Nursing will...
by tehferalhamster August 25, 2010
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nerd fishing

when one ties a Sci Fi novel to the end of a fishing pole and hopes to catch a nerd.
She's totally "nerd fishing" tonight.
by fenderboarder January 24, 2011
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nerd bling

Blizzard authenticators worn round a gamers neck.
This item would be carried around with a laptop and so he/she could show off the amount of accounts he/she owns and the 'gear' that he owns
Guy1: Dude! Thats some awsome nerd bling!
Guy2: oh why thank you, ill show you my Tauren Arcane Rogue if you want! You will be amazed by my uber skills!
by iRACKERS May 6, 2011
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nerdbag

noun: Term for someone who uses bad puns to reference star wars. (or any other pop culture)
Since it is a relatively tame put down, it can be used as a polite way to let your loved ones/friends know that they have crossed a line and should probably stay away from puns forever.
whats for dinner?
wookie steak.
Is it good?
Just a lil chewy.
god you are such a nerdbag.
by lolololoo May 28, 2011
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nerd rich

having geekguap.

Refer to geekguap for definition.
Dizzle: How you living Grem?

Grem: I'm nerd rich, got the geekguap.
by Ern Dizzle June 30, 2011
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nerd hurder

A person, usually a kid, that is annoying, loud, and or hilarious. Typically it is used in a joking matter.
"Hey yah nerd hurders, what are you doing?" said Anna's dad.
by AMAJLTWYL;) November 15, 2011
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nerd flirters

When men or woman flirt with eachother over an online game without realizing that it's pointless and nothing will happen between them. They generally believe eachother to be attractive when they are more likely to be obese or very unnattractive.
guy: "your not bad for a chick."

girl: "I've only gotten a few kills."

guy: "your voice is sexy."

girl: *unplugs mic* "I hate nerd flirters."
by annnnonnnnymous August 25, 2011
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