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Soccer Mom

A woman who only lets her kids listen to educational music and causes traffic jams at the local elementary school because they want to make sure their "perfect children" don't get hurt or killed while walking 10 feet to get to the door. Her kids are spoiled brats and act like the little shits they are in public. Soccer moms generally don't have a job, bleach their hair, and drive luxury mini vans. They're referred to as trophy wives as they wear tons of makeup and get their hair bleached once a week to make regular moms like mine feel bad. They don't let their kids use the internet because it's "violent" and "sexual", the kids can only watch PG and G rated movies, and play Minecraft for a video game.
Me: *Listening to Nicki Minaj
Soccer Mom: TURN THAT OFF, MY PRECIOUS BABY DOESN'T NEED TO HERE THAT!!
Me: *Turns it up
Soccer Mom: If you don't turn that off, I'm calling the police
Me: Bitch, shut the fuck up ya nigga!
Soccer Mom by Failurebitch May 29, 2018

Yo mom gay 

when yo mom is actually a man according to Phil Swift at Flex Tape
Yo mom gay by fucking asian kid October 18, 2018
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Week's Mom 

A woman so incredibly fat you can't tell if she is kneeling, standing, or jumping up and down.
On a ggood day, you can almost see across Week's Mom
Week's Mom by I. R. Mullins May 7, 2004

KC Soccer Mom Slam 

When a group of 8-10 men jizz on a soccer ball, and then one of the dude's kicks said soccer ball into soccer mom's face. This is so KC.
Dude, I just KC Soccer Mom Slammed that bitch.
KC Soccer Mom Slam by Theodore823 August 29, 2010

Tony's mom 

Tony's mom is hot

Caleb's Mom

The whorest of whores, the chicken of the sea, the nastiest of hoes. It's like clam chowder and regret between her legs.
Everyone has a turn with Caleb's Mom and always needs a test after!
Caleb's Mom by DuckDingeon March 5, 2020

stalker mom 

A play on "soccer mom" -- a mom who has become obsessed with "friending" her kids' friends on Facebook, and who compulsively checks and comments on their status updates.
Your mom's constantly stalking my Facebook -- she's a total stalker mom!"
stalker mom by crewkalicious September 1, 2009