Asked to be remembered to her

formal Southern for "tell her I said hey"

New Yorker Lorna overheard her mother, a native southern belle, finishing up a phone call with a gal pal in Virginia. "oh well it's just lovely to have spoken today, Bobby-Jo. please tell your mother that I asked to be remembered to her!!" Lorna, having heard that salutation, fell on the floor laughing. "Ma! that's the funniest thing I've ever heard omfg! why didn't you just say 'tell her I said hey'?? I am now deceased and it will now be a running joke because imma tell all my pals and even abbreviate to ATBRTH"

by Uncle Joosie January 7, 2023

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Throw a Hammer at Her

Code word for “fix it” *must be pronounced with canadian accent”

Jack: Got any plans with the truck this weekend bud?

Paul: Oh ya know bud just gonna throw a hammer at her so i can take her out rompin next weekend. huh bud?

by Dripdroptiptopsnipsnopkipkop October 16, 2019

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Kissed her under the bridge

To eat her out

I kissed her under the bridge at the aquarium

by Lazer5 October 22, 2019

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Fuck her right in the pussy

"Fuck her right in the pussy" is phenomen that has been occured in the intire United States of America. It started from a man from Kentucky who is named Fred. He is retired and he can does whatever he wants.

Reporter:"Here we are with Fred who has seen the intire scene. Please tell us more about what happened, Fred!"
Fred:"Sure Ken, I was staying on my front porch, grab the bear and Fuck her right in the pussy!!!"

by Subscribe Lucas Mihailos October 31, 2019

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