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pet human

Generally part of the Millennial generation, a employee who thinks they are entitled to everything without having to do work or earn it.

In many ways similar to a pet, where you are expected to give it what it wants without getting anything in return.
How did Steve get that promotion? Oh you didn't know,the manager quit and they needed a body to fill the position, so they picked their favorite pet human.
by Pseudopsyk May 14, 2016
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Tri Human

1; Me, Myself, I.
2; Father, Son, Spirit.

3; Wh I think I am, Who you think I am, Who I really am.

4; Conscience, Subconsience, Love.
The advantages of a Tri Human is their ability to sense and understand that their life form is an extraordinarily amazing and incredibly gifted being. Much like a God, beyond our imagination.
by 1969DEEEPER February 5, 2017
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mainstream human

One who takes part in the mainstream ideas/activities of the common people. ie : waring hats,sport viewing, alcohol consumption, standard TV watching.
My father believes everything he sees on the news, he is such a mainstream human.
by Grimydefwords February 24, 2017
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Organic human

Dumb asses that believe they come from seeds
Jeffery is a dumb ass for thinking hes a organic human
by Jeffery the fat ass June 17, 2018
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The Human Spittoon

Step 1. Put a dip in your lip
Step 2. Open up your partner's asshole to create a large gap liquid is able to fall into
Step 3.Spit dip spit into your partner' anus
Step 4. After the anus is full, partner will push out the spit back into your mouth
Step 5. Toss the dip out in the anus after 30 minutes and all dip spit is shit out of the partner mentioned asshole
Step 6: Repeat
Chris LeDoux gave me a good ole' fashioned "The Human Spittoon" last night, it was dank because he used Copenhagen. So my ass gave me a super good buzz.
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The Human Natute

The instinctive desire to seek out the origin of life.
Person A: Again, how do you know that "we would have investigated the origin of life"?
Person B: Cuz i know the human natute
by Count Drinkalot July 23, 2017
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vampire human

A vampire human is when a vampire bat drinks to much blood and transforms into a human.Now there you know YW
by Superstichiously December 18, 2017
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