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high-speed garbage 

Garbage that is either created or moving at a fast pace. An internet service that claims it's the fastest in your area but includes data caps and hidden fees for using "too much" bandwidth.
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high school wizard 

A person who bolts to their next class, pretends to be a nice person but really isn't, only takes easy classes, and is usually antisocial, but not in an Introverted way. Also is obsessed with Clash Royale and sits outside during lunch.
Person 1: Yo have you heard of Conor?
Person 2: Yea, he's such a high school wizard

high sleeper

To fuck somebody in the upper deck of a bunk bed
I gave her that high sleeper last night

High School Theater Production 

Any work of theatre, such as a staged play, musical, comedy or drama that is processed or financially and administratively managed and participated in by high schoolers.
"Have you heard about the high school theater production that _____ High is putting on this year?"

high food 

High Food is any combination or concoction of ingredients that could only be considered edible if under the influence of marijuana.
Why on earth would you combine peanut butter, pickles, and hot fries?

Don’t judge my high food! It’s a pretty good sandwich when I’m stoned.
high food by AngryDuckNoise May 27, 2018

High school twat 

People in high school that do things because they seem cool/funny but in reality are extremely dumb, useless, or even harmful
Plenty of high school twats submit names to Urban Dictionary in attempts to pathetically praise their crush, promote their own image, or roast people they dislike
High school twat by Unit 12 June 3, 2018

high-pitched sex sounding 

making high-pitched sounds during sex like the richest female singers.
The Hollywood actress was high-pitched sex sounding during her scene in a film.