Donkey Konged

The term “getting Donkey Konged” means to let a larger animal fuck you up the ass until it has a massive cum shot, that most of the time kills the person.

Yo dude did hear about the guy who got DONKEY KONGED on the news?

by your favorite nick gurr April 25, 2025

Donkey sounds

When you here sounds of a donkey it means that someone or more are having pleasure and you should leave them alone and not disturb them

Little Jonny heard donkey sounds from his parents bedroom when he was finding his small ball

by Jonny's lying April 27, 2025

Swamp donkey

A very tall lanky ugly guy, usually spends his time drinking twisted teas on the weekend with the boys and thinks it’s cool when it is not. Can also be found playing fortnite solos on his days off

Hey swamp donkey how’s it goin today

by The man17 June 11, 2018

Donkey Squasage

An abnormally large penis, typically referenced in the gay community as someone who has a penis that is to big to engage in homosexual intercourse with.

Person A:Omg did you see that dude Bryan came in with. What a lucky man.
Person B: Naw dude he bailed, that guy has a donkey squasage.

Person A: OH man! Yeah hard pass.

by Rickpatty11b September 30, 2025

beef donkey

Another name for a third leg, a.k.a. a meat bar or noodle doodle.
Also refers to a dork.

Yeah, we fucked. He's got a real beef donkey.

That dumbass is a real beef donkey.

by Tubesnakes February 4, 2022

hot donkey pocket

when you donkey punch yo girl and she shits insteads of tightening like a normal donkey punch

i WAS doing anal and about to donkey punch that bitch then the did a hot donkey pocket

by DONKEYFUCKERPUNCH August 18, 2017

donkey-orifice

What Bob Ebeling's superior told him not to be when he reported that the Space Shuttle Challenger had unsafe rocket-boosters.

I'd rather be called a donkey-orifice a million times than not speak out against a design-flaw that would likely cost the lives of seven astronauts.

by QuacksO March 5, 2019