Owner and CEO of “The Homies”. He is known to have a massive shlong and invented the bro codes. If you ever see him you should get on your knees and start sucking for your one and only meaningful relationship. Lastly he is a naturally great ruler with powers over his homies and the bro code.
by The BroCode___ April 26, 2022
Get the Carter Christianmug. A Christian baby (named after a genre of quora questions) is a hypothetical where the scenario described is made such that the only good outcome is predetermined by the asker (i.e. converting to christianity)
P1: if hitler was trapped in a building with one thousand orphans and the only way to save the orphans was to save hitler would you save him?
P2: that is such a christian baby
P2: that is such a christian baby
by Gummy34 January 5, 2024
Get the Christian babymug. Christian is caring to people he likes if ur mean then he will hate you especially if it’s to his homies or his girl. He loves people and doesn’t mind showing it, when he’s passionate abt someone he will tell them every day. And to his girl he will love you he will dance with u he will hug you he will tell you he cares abt u. And he’s hot so if ur his girlfriend be ready to be hearing a lot of people telling you ur lucky and he will show you off, hype you up but he does get jealous easily, it’s only cuz he want you to be his and want to be yours so you should find it at least a little cute, he is great even if ur just friends then he’s loyal and funny and will make fun of you if ur annoying him but he can also be annoying which sometimes just makes him more adorable
Christian: hey you look so pretty today
His gurl*in her head” oh my god he’s so cute, I mean look at those eyes, and those freckles, ugh and those dimples🤤
His gf blushes*- thanks babe
His gurl*in her head” oh my god he’s so cute, I mean look at those eyes, and those freckles, ugh and those dimples🤤
His gf blushes*- thanks babe
by Babe_🤤 July 18, 2020
Get the Christianmug. A guy who’s Christian, Conservative, a fucking badass fatass, metal-head and ironically gay. Loves his fucking memes, football, and music
Idiot: Christian is such a fucking satanist with that music.
Smart person: No, metal isn’t fucking satanic, you pathetic fuck
Smart person: No, metal isn’t fucking satanic, you pathetic fuck
by Stu_Dogg November 26, 2018
Get the Christianmug. An all male private high school in Lincroft New Jersey. A school that opens up many possibilities and has very awesome and good looking students. Amazing at sports and very smart students and teachers.
by madanotlimah January 26, 2021
Get the Christian Brothers Academymug. by Sigmalord June 6, 2024
Get the Samuel Christian Santosmug. by OBTwice April 8, 2019
Get the Pull a Christianmug.