Jerry Can Test

History: A Jerry Can, is a metal container designed to transport 5.3 gallons of gasoline. These are commonly seen in military movies strapped to jeeps. The "Jerry Can Test" is actually a question: in a crisis situation would you rather have a certain person on your team or a Jerry Can of gasoline? If you would rather trade the person for a Jerry Can then they have failed the test.

I can't think of any reality TV stars that could pass the Jerry Can Test.
Mike Rowe and Chuck Norris ate the only people in Hollywood that could pass the Jerry Can test

by Matthewtake1 July 30, 2021

canned death

an unwashed pocket pussy

I found canned death in my parents room

by ad0lfhitler September 21, 2017

Bitch cans

355 ml cans of beer/alcoholic beverage

No bitch cans please, we need that extra 118 ml.

by Dejo January 22, 2022

crime no can pay

crime doesn't pay. Batman's signature line in Pidgin English.

If Batman were one Kanaka dude, he'd say "crime no can pay, so no ack' Joker!". Joker would say "I wen get yo' ass next time, Batman, bumbai!"

by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 December 30, 2016

Can

A warm-hearted person who loves anime and his girlfriend. Also, he has an amazing family - especially his siblings. He's quiet but once you get to know him you'll realize how weird and fun he can be.

Where's Can? In his room. Obviously.

by peachesvy November 23, 2021

Can,tor

You can do it, not can’t...do it

You can,tor do that last set of bench

by Frenchfries30mins June 12, 2018

Can I

It is a phrase used by young teenagers and is a question and is very susmogus.

Can I????

by TPL Boyzz July 20, 2022