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Asshole

1. Annoying egotistical people.

2. A name you call a close friend but do not mean it in a harsh way.
1. I fucking hate you asshole. Get out of my life.

2. Love you asshole
by Tree Diego November 17, 2017
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One Beer Asshole

Fuck! He's been here 10 minutes and already Jason's tried to hit on my girlfriend, punch me in the mouth, and screw my dog in the bathroom. What a one beer asshole!
by fred ledge September 11, 2011
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The asshole game

A social dynamic based on reciprocity where one party breaks social protocols of politeness via passive-aggressive or intentionally hurtful statements. The addressed party, in lou of taking offense, reciprocates with similarly impolite statements resulting in a back and forth banter of sarcasm, judgemental statements, and generally asshole-ish comments about the other person
Judy: My kid was getting into the chocolate right in front of you. Maybe if you were more responsible some woman would actually have children with you.
Tom: (internal-Oh! We're playing the asshole game. OK.) Maybe if you could keep your legs closed you would have a manageable number of kids.
Judy: maybe if you weren't a slut-shaming misogynist you then people wouldn't have to be embarrassed of expressing their sexuality
by christopher88241 June 15, 2017
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Asshole

Person 1 Shut the fuck up you fucking idiot

Person 2 You're an asshole
by Boogereater69 November 27, 2020
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Asshole

1.The hole in your ass 2.Someone who is annoying/ignorant
Jesus Kyle, you're such an asshole!
by jesusleftthechat March 24, 2021
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Asshole

Men commonly named Andrew also known as “little impotent bitch”
Ugh this dude andrew fell asleep on me on one of our first dates... what an asshole! Should have known.
by Rosalie Collucci May 7, 2018
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asshole animal

A disruptive piece of shit animal that shoves pine cones up your septic system and has no disregard. Elusive and sneaky looking for a warm place to live yet disrupting other mammals in the process .
This piece of shit asshole animal plugged up my septic system
by Onebradh April 2, 2024
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