Jacob

A serious dipshit who has no concept of a woman, tends to be a virgin until death. Frequently has anger autism outbreaks do to little man and small penis syndrome. Typically thinks he can rap and fight. Also tends to weigh under 100 pounds and have vigorous battle with winds. Looks all bone, no muscle. Sound cloud: jdnk (Know Who You Are)

that little faggot jacob cant hit a ball

by NRHS J DUNk April 16, 2019

Jacob

The most amazing person ever kinda rude sometimes and like forgets really important things like my pronouns but it's whatever

Person:Who is Jacob? 💀💀💀💀
Gtzaiw:Jacob is emo LOL

by Gtzaiw July 18, 2022

Jacob

Selfish, narcissist bitch who blames all of his problems on other people

Jacob is the biggest bitch I ever met

by xxx_69_Stanky_69_xxx March 9, 2022

jacob trevino

jacob trevino is an 11 year old player whos side hoes are casper and jasper, he be with a new girl every week...

jacob trevino?

yeah the one whos side hoes are casper and jasper.
oh..

by zion breeze October 3, 2022

Jacob

A Jacob can either be tall and have brunette or black hair or blonde and can either brown or blue eyes and can also be omeone who can either be nice and chill in situations that he feels comfortable in or be shy and quiet other traits are he can be very Athletic and hide it or Seem very calm but deep down be fill with rage another thing about jacobs is there angry issues which can lead them to breaking things the The last distinguished Trait is when is pressure situation is when they can succeed the most jacobs can either be a introvert and be inside playing video games or be the most outdoorsy person of all time

That guy looks like a jacob

by Jacob421370 November 22, 2021

Jacob Hupke

A dude that is immensely attractive to all genders. With a dick as good as his grades, Jacob is a once-in-a-lifetime being that all his friends and family should be grateful to for his mere presence. He also possesses the extraordinary gift of being able to speak in tongues

Blessed Johann Sathianathen and Dhruv Patel, pray for us; In the name of the Doug, the Jacob Hupke, and the Hurambe Spirit, amen

by Justin, the Tongues Speaker November 22, 2021

jacob costa

a man who likes a girl across the country and won’t like any others because it’s not her.

jacob costa- “bro i can’t get over her”
evan- “bruh she moves across the country”
jacob costa-“don’t care. i only liked her and not my 100 other gf’s i could have”

by king69420 July 1, 2020