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Dolphin fucking

When you use only one foot and one hand while using an elliptical.
Dude1: I think that guys using the elliptical wrong.

Dude2: no man, he’s just dolphin fucking
by The josh saint fan club May 23, 2019
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Chimp-Fuck

Verb: an unsuccessful attempt at trying to sneakily royally screw someone out of money. (chimp-fucking)

Noun: (Chimp-Fucker) One who gives off the impression and/or is caught in the act of trying to screw someone royally.
Jimmy: That Terminex guy was trying to charge me $1300 for Termites when it turns out what he was looking at was only water damage.

Danny: He was trying to Chimp-Fuck you!

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Pimp: Where's my money?

Prostitute: That's my money!

Pimp: You're just trying to chimp-fuck me!!!
by SonofNorthernDarkness August 13, 2009
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Fuck You

A good way of telling your parents that you have great grades in school, make sure you say that parent's name after, it will make them completely speechless!

(don't blame me for any injuries that happen afterwards)
Dad: Hey Son, How are your grades?

Son: Fuck You, Dad!

Dad: ...
by SCGD October 19, 2023
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Fucked Retarded

When sexual intercourse is performed by the Dom/Top so well the Sub/Bottom starts to lose control of their muscles, thoughts and motor functions. They start losing their mind and aren’t even able to perform a normal sentence. They start losing the ability to use their other 4 senses from the unbearable pleasure and left spent, exhausted, physically drained and satisfied to, and beyond the point they expected or wanted and hardly able to walk if at all. Likely needing a wheelchair

Side note: the Dom could be man or woman. But it’s usually a man.
Michael lured her in and fucked the poor woman retarded. She had to take time off work to recover.

I got fucked retarded by Jennifer a few weeks ago, I was so drained I missed the next few basketball games so I could gain back my strength.
by Anonymous 20000000000000 February 5, 2022
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Fuck Nugget

The short fat slut at school that tries everything to look even remotely pretty but ends up looking like she dove into a pool of makeup and clothes that are too small.
Hitler- Would you hit that fuck nugget over there?

Stalin- Nah fam. I don't want my dick covered in 10 pounds of makeup.
by SoggyBeef January 14, 2017
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This Stupud Fucking Fly That I hate

I was thinking of Ideas for urban dictionary articals but then this stupif FREAKING FLY, lands on my screen, I put my finger on it to kill it, but not hard enough as to squash it and make a mess, but i am in examining it, but then it flies away and scares me!
"This Stupud Fucking Fly That I hate" - Me
by Tim7 October 27, 2024
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Fuck

For an insult or a massive mistake commonly used is "oh fuck" while the insult kind is commonly used "fuck you"
Oh fuck I think I forgot the password on my phone.
by Tony is amazing October 16, 2023
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