you selfish fuck

A person who is being very selfish to the point it gets annoying.

person: im not giving you any food since you ate mine
me: its because you haven't fed me for weeks you selfish fuck.

by your mom's fav ♥ September 27, 2021

Megalodon fucked

When you drink almost a whole bottle of vodka, twerk violently for hours and abuse anyone within a 10 metres of you

"Yeah man she was megalodon fucked"
"On a scale of 1-megalodon fucked how drunk are you"

by MegalodonM8 August 19, 2015

fuck you on top of your head

One level up from a regular "fuck you". Used by Reese Witherspoon in, HBO "Big Little Lies".

Asshole: The play is cancelled.
Person: oh fuck you on top of your head!

by Joe Riverdale February 3, 2018

Fuck me harder

The thing women say when it isn’t hard enough

“Daddy, fuck me harder”

by Daddy fuck me harder January 9, 2023

Cunty Fucking Whore

Something that is so ridiculously aggravating that it defies any perceivable logic

When dumb shit happens in Call of Duty. "Activision you Cunty Fucking Whores!"

When someone at your workplace comes in sick and passes it to everyone.
"I don't want to get sick you Cunty Fucking Whore!"

by crazyITnerd August 17, 2025

Truck fucked

When Ottawa messes around and truckers fuck up their plans.

Ottawa has been Truck fucked. Honk!

by Honk! February 5, 2022

Fuck-nut

A person who does stupid things in an effort to get clout but rather gets hate. Fuck-nut could also be a term for someone you don't like.

Example 1
Man 1:did you hear ed, he jumped off a bridge to impress a girl
Man 2: I did. Ed is such a fuck-nut

Example 2:

KID: HEY HEY HEY
GIRL: SHUT UP I HATE YOU, YOU FUCK-NUT!

by A fuck-nut April 21, 2022