Massive Trump

The type of dump you take following the Trump inauguration.

I took a massive Trump on January 20th.

by TheDumpman January 27, 2017

Trump titty'd

The act of being forcibly removed from the mothers breast and force fed on the saggy tit of Trump's America

My friend's baby was pulled from her mid-suckle and Trump titty'd without warning. Now, she is barely cared for as she must be clothed, fed, and housed by the U.S. government. The same one that is pissed off at her parents for wanting to come here and contribute so they earn all that for themselves.

by youcanbytemyascii June 22, 2018

Donald Trump

I think Donald Trump is a good man, not great, though. I think he’s misunderstood.

Donald Trump is not a bad guy.

by William Crenshaw February 19, 2021

Eric Trump

Eric Trump is the third eldest Trump child and the last child that Donald Trump had with Ivana Trump. Eric Trump is known for being a retarded degenerate with an IQ of 24. He is even dumber than his brother, Donald Trump Jr.

Interviewer: President Trump, what are your thoughts on Eric Trump?

Donald Trump: My son Eric, is literally retarded. I am totally ashamed to be his father.

by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 27, 2022

Hot Trump

When you Mortal Kombat grab a girls pussy then force her down on all fours and Deliverence her ass.

I went to the Planned Parenthood Clinic and gave the receptionist a Hot Trump...she died.

by BigDaddyShmegma December 10, 2019

trump dick

An orange dick that requires it’s owner to be spanked, get a golden shower, and take a shit load of viagra to become erect.

We were going to hook up but he had trump dick.

by Juan Carlos Boise May 3, 2019

Donald Trump

Gelatinous cartoon slumlord and narcissistic vulgarian who took a massive dump on the American electoral process in 2015. Notable achievements include becoming a billionaire by repeatedly shifting his debt burden to the American taxpayers through multiple bankruptcies, stealing the crackpot wing of the Republican Party away from Rand Paul, repeatedly (and unsuccessfully) attempting to legally steal the house of 65 year-old grandmother through exploitation of public domain laws, and staying up until 3:00 am tweeting insults to Fox News commentator Megan Kelly after she pwned him in a televised debate. Leadership style combines the worst elements of a 12 year-old schoolyard bully and a cuckolded drunken stevedore.

Bernie Sanders actually looks electable, when compared to Donald Trump.

by ToraJack October 30, 2015