Potato

1. A pointless vegetable that is honestly just there.

2. An unsuspecting, yet very dangerous sexual weapon if used correctly.

"Don't trust that man with a potato in a dark alley!"

by Davikins July 19, 2013

cold potato

seeing who can keep the coldest potato in your refrigerator in their hands for the longest time possible

cold potato is very fun!

by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025

Potato sacked

When a football quarterback gets hit by two linemen. One hits the quarterback in the legs from the front, while the other hits the quarterback in the back from behind.

That quarterback got potato sacked on third and long!

by Baloriolefan October 6, 2019

Bake my potato

This is a very common phrase used amongst only the very rambunctious humans. It refers to the process whereby one flicks their partners anus like flicking marble but at excessively high speeds. The friction forces generated in the area result in enormous amounts of heat. Once the heat is generated a potato is then placed gingerly against the anus. Thermal conduction heat transfer causes the potato to bake.
Hence the term “bake my potato”.

1: i’m hungry, can you bake my potato

2: yessir I will do that now
1: that would be very chollom

by Poppyseed Monkey February 6, 2025

bobbing for potatoes

When you put a raw potato in a cows asshole then you eat the potato and everything else that comes out

Hey do want to go bobbing for potatoes

Nah man that's nasty

by Professional potato bobber May 7, 2018

Potato

Potato is a food used mainly as a projectile that is launched from a toob but is also good if smashed into a pulp with gravy

Imma use me potato gun thing!

by DeAceOfAllTrades December 20, 2018

potato

all of my frieinds mom's wifi right there

man... my wifi died its potato

by jingleballes69 January 1, 2022