Coors Light

The nastiest s*** you'll drink it taste like salt

My Coors Light taste like a horse eating salt Cube

by Coors Light tastes like shit February 4, 2018

light mask

The public act of using your phone to avoid eye contact with strangers and thus, social interaction. It is a bit anti-social, but we have all done it at some point or another. It is especially visible at night while people walk past strangers.

Diana: omg look! that man's moving closer to us.
Maria: It'll be fine, just pull out your 'light mask' and keep walking.

by Radical~Will~i8am September 23, 2020

Blue lighting

Oh God! What the fuck is that, Destiny? It looks like you just got pulled out of a well you've been stuck in for weeks!

Hym "What is with that blue lighting, holy shit!? You look like a man-sized parrot in a wig and goatee! Hahahahahahaha! What even IS that!?"

by Hym Iam May 24, 2024

Cheating the light

Becoming so irritated and finally cutting through a parking lot after wasting 30 minutes at a stop light.

Joe: "Dammit this light is taking forever."

Joe: "Fuck this!" *cuts through randalls parking lot"

Teddy: "WTF do you wanna get a ticket"

Joe: "Chill out man we're just cheating the light"

by Laurenash13 May 28, 2010

beat Traffic lights day

23.oct is the day were you beat Traffic lights bc they don’t go green (Actually they are already green you just didn't notice and you did just looked dumb and stupid)

beat traffic lights day

you: (Aggressively beating traffic lights)

friend: bro wtf are you doing
you: ITS NOT GOing- green....
frien:PHAHAHHAHAHAHA
you: (looking stupid)

by friendsAreStupidAF October 23, 2020

Light-Saba Man-Sewery

Also known as Saba Mansouri, she is known for eating apples, borrowing Aden's earphones, and sharing pictures of her ass on the socials. Some people call her name by Light-Saba, as it seems to put a little giggle on peoples faces because of its similarity to the word lightsaber. No one calls her last name Man-Sewery, I just thought I might add it to the defintion for, as the kids like to say, for the lols.

Woah, is that Light-Saba Man-Sewery? Don't have an apple around her, she'll fucking feast the whole thing in a second.

by Mooscula April 5, 2019

Krystal Light™

The term was coined after a famous porn star known for getting down and dirty in the woods, Krystal. She is known for her viral video in which she got fucked doggy style while the man continued to casually drink a “natty light.” It’s a common fantasy among young redneck men.

Had to Krystal Light™ that bitch cause that pussy made me parched

by ponyspank69 May 23, 2024