french whisperer

One that excels at the art of cunnilingus and/or analingus

The date wasn’t great but he was a French whisperer, so I may keep his number.

by Cinnabeard March 31, 2019

French Louie

A French Louie is when you take in his cock all the way down your throat, and then skillfully use your tongue to lick his balls while deepthroating him.

Person A: "Dude, I went on a date with this super hot enby yesterday and they totally gave me a French Louie."
Person B: "No fucking way. My girlfriend never wants to do that."

by bobinbobke August 24, 2023

French

The language where it is spelled "211chickenpoo"
But pronounced "alligator"
No but actually...
"African Meatballs"
Is spelled "A'chifàn Meàmbèis"
And "Hairy Leg Factory" is
"Haèvy le A'leone À Tootwu Fahashtagy"

(ps. No it's Not... I'm just trying to make my little sister believe it is)

About to lie to my sista 'bout french...
This is how It's gonna go:
-you know, bla bla bla
-NO THAT'S NOT TRUE
-YES! look!!!
-OMG!!!!

by CaptainBananaPants<3 January 18, 2018

Get French

To get French with someone means to French kiss someone.

- You went out with Lisa right?

- Yeah. She was okay. The most she'd do was get French with me though.

- ... Forget her then.

by A-tom December 5, 2012

French Teacher

The French teacher is one of the best teachers, one of the bois who you can make jokes with, unfortunately, they teach French which is unobjectively the WORST subject.

what do we have next? French, with the good French Teacher, I love them but I hate French

by Gog403 May 27, 2023

french fan

As opposed to the "Dutch Oven" the french fan is when you lift the blankets and fan the flatulent into ones face.

"Last night I gave her a french fan and she almost puked"

by Dredawg420x February 10, 2021

french spread

A french spread is a delightful assortment of cheeses arrayed on the inner thigh of a person. This spread must be picked up via the tongue, and the plate must be licked clean when the cheese is finished.

The cheese monger had acquired a nice meunster to finish the french spread.

by theevanshow December 2, 2014