lastnight i had this wierd dream and it happened the next day and i had......... had...... had.... whats the word? is it donkey chills?
by brian.banck December 30, 2006
This is a kind phrase, that shows a frendship that will last forever. Transend space and time. Simply put, you will be friends forever.
Me:"It's been a really hard day, you know. My entire family died because of a madman"
My friend:"Don't worry, no matter what you're the Donkey to my Shrek"
Me:"you didn't let me finish"
My friend:"what?"
Me:"my entire family was killed by a madman dressed in a Shrek costume, is this some kind of sick joke?"
My friend:"Don't worry, no matter what you're the Donkey to my Shrek"
Me:"you didn't let me finish"
My friend:"what?"
Me:"my entire family was killed by a madman dressed in a Shrek costume, is this some kind of sick joke?"
by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023
Sarah says “I love the smell of shit in the morning”. Cody replies “ Yea same” ! Sarah creams “ Cody you’re such a river donkey!”
by Big Shtiff August 15, 2019
A large elephent, typically with a #76b129 tip. Can be found "Jacking Off" during a school shooting.
Oh my gosh! Theres a Shampoo Donkey!
by COCK MUNCHER 374 December 13, 2022
To have sex with a coke slut/meth whore etc.
To beat up a coke slut/meth whore etc.
A stomped donkey is an over-used girl/vagina.
To beat up a coke slut/meth whore etc.
A stomped donkey is an over-used girl/vagina.
"Hey fuck you buddy how about you go stomp a donkey"
"I stomped this nasty donkey Jenn last night man, Made sure I double wrapped no worries."
"I beat up that coke slut from that party last night, Hillary?
Yeah Hillary, You stomped that donkey eh?"
"Paris Hilton has a stomped donkey"
"Paris Hilton's donkey has in fact been stomped."
"I stomped this nasty donkey Jenn last night man, Made sure I double wrapped no worries."
"I beat up that coke slut from that party last night, Hillary?
Yeah Hillary, You stomped that donkey eh?"
"Paris Hilton has a stomped donkey"
"Paris Hilton's donkey has in fact been stomped."
by EtchaSketch July 12, 2013
where a super hot girl gives connor andrew meade the shloppy woppy double hand combo and he shits himself for 4 minutes straight 🥶🥵
by jaarod April 07, 2019
my motherfucking donkey dick sucking hentai watching bitch is watching hentai and furry porn while smoking crack cocaine again
by slippygf111 July 23, 2024