sperm spit sack

someone who sucks so much >:(

thinks theyre deep
ruins the mood
thinks theyre mature for their age
has a bad meme page
denys being a femboy

very ugly

dead mom

sam/ john/ jason : “ok alicia/estrella :|”
us : “ok sperm spit sack :|”

sperm spit sack by sperm spit sack October 7, 2020

Sperm spit sack

Very ugly, thinks they're mature for their age, is a man, denies being a femboy, moms dead, usually owns a meme page or memes are trash, reuses the same memes daily, very ugly, has a 1000+ followers but gets 80 likes, ex-girlfriend says the nword (isn't black), uses sad qoutes un-ironically, a catfish, fucks their car, has bad music taste, either nasty hair or is bald (probably has lice) no wrists, car smells like pine trees, asks for hugs on your birthday, ugly is contagious, claims to be very depressed, posts the same picture on their feed, is either rewlly fat or too scrawny, disables comments and untagged themselves from posts, probably homophobic but is in the closet, very ugly

Sam/jason/john/jim: ok alicia/estrella

Alicia/estrella: okay sperm spit sack

Sperm spit sack by anonymous October 7, 2020

hot wet sack 

When a perfectly delightful knee is bent over a perfectly wonderful leg; with a hot wet sack of dez nuts or a elegantly shaped pair of humanities future calmly resting on relaxed knee - waiting to meet the better half.

The package was lowered onto my knee creating a hot wet sack wrapping my aching knee in warmth and kindness.

hot wet sack by tastty February 14, 2021

master of the sack 

Explicitly and only a corn-hole tournament name.

Sign-up today for the Master of the Sack tournament!
“Isn’t that offensive? Maybe not professional?”
“Why the hell would it be offensive? It’s only a tournament name. Ask Urban Dictionary.

master of the sack by Are you using this handle? June 22, 2021

Like A Sack Of Wet Garbage 

A phrase denoting something of noticeably terrible quality

Example 1: Bruh, your barber made you look like a sack of wet garbage
Example 2: I feel like a sack of wet garbage

Example 3: Maybe you shouldn’t treat people like a sack of wet garbage

Like A Sack Of Wet Garbage by FossilDiggerStudios August 8, 2021

Blessing the sack 

When your drug dealer adds more of the drug you are purchasing to the bag with no extra cost.

Stoner 1: yo my dealer is such a real one, he is blessing the sack!
Stoner 2: hell yeah man thats awesome hes a great dealer.

Blessing the sack by rammy l October 17, 2021

Yellow bellied Sack Sucker 

A creature from the Roberts family in the Genus Micheal. The yellow bellied sack sucker is a creature of the night. Found in dark alleys sucking only the dirtiest smelliest sacks. If you make eye contact with this creature you could vomit from its nastiness.

I was walking home last night from the bar when I saw it! “The yellow bellied sack sucker” was grunting and sucking so many sacks! It was terrible!

Yellow bellied Sack Sucker by Nickynightengale February 9, 2022