Purple-Toed

When a hypothetical person or president sneaks into your room and sucks your toes until they are purple and lifeless.

“Damn, is she okay? She’s walking funny.”
“Pretty sure she got purple-toed last night.”

by thursdaygirl October 11, 2023

Purple Violets

Rank sweets that can be crushed and used to rim with when cottaging.

You fancy some rimming?
Yeeeeees, pass me some purple violets and I will crush them ready. You go get the bleach

by ChiefPoof September 02, 2016

Purple McGooey

A warm fudgy gooey pot brownie

These purple mcgooey is making me melt man.

by ZoneChaos February 07, 2018

henney and purple

an alcoholic beverage called Hennessy AKA henney mixed with grape soda or juice

hey send some of that henney and purple in my glass

by nalydttocs December 28, 2011

Purple Haze (stand)

Not to be confused with narcotics or the hit song by Jimi Hendrix.

"This is some good shit man"

"Did you just inhale that Purple Haze (stand)?"

"Uhh...... yeah?"

"Not even Crazy Diamond can save you now"

by Above Average Jojo Fan September 29, 2023

pedro the purple headed yogurt slinger

A mans 3rd leg

pedro the purple headed yogurt slinger Is going crazy on that girls face

by Weowentard June 03, 2020

Purple Knight

A Purple Knight is a handsome man who is narcissistic, charming, a sweet talker, and takes credit for other people's work. He makes promises but doesn't keep them. In essence, he's a good-for-nothing guy. When it comes to the work, he can't do the job himself, so he takes credit for it as if he worked with the team to complete it. When it comes to dating, he's the type of guy who says sweet nothing to women.

Jack didn't contribute much to the project, but he took all the credit from us at the end! He still remains at large purple knighting among his co-workers.

by Mister Arbiter April 28, 2024