Guy 1: where is laura?
Guy 2: she wont answer her phone so i will build a fire under her until she does
Guy 1: i dont get why you treat her like any random bitch when she clearly isnt . there is something I have to tell you
Guy 2: she wont answer her phone so i will build a fire under her until she does
Guy 1: i dont get why you treat her like any random bitch when she clearly isnt . there is something I have to tell you
by I love laura May 19, 2013
by M1Miluk January 26, 2022
A type of non grape wine, developed in Swedish porn in the 70's whereby Redheaded Swedish women on their menstrual cycle use pure cotton instead of sanitary pads, this is harvested daily by Santa's elves in their off-season as she sleeps, then hand squeezed and bottled at the source, creating a unique taste to each bottle. Redheaded is a key component to this wine, as it gives it the Fire. Blonds with herpes can often be a substitute in cheaper imitations.
by ChuckWowLau July 19, 2018
Two sticks in a fire is a gay sexual term best described as the penis rubbing against another male's penis until further long ejaculation.
Guy 1: I had a good time last night
Guy 2: Oh really? What happened?
Guy 1: we rubbed our penises together
Guy 2: Did you ejaculate right?
Guy 1: it was the best sensation of my entire life
Guy 2: More like Two Sticks in a fire that night you had together
Guy 2: Oh really? What happened?
Guy 1: we rubbed our penises together
Guy 2: Did you ejaculate right?
Guy 1: it was the best sensation of my entire life
Guy 2: More like Two Sticks in a fire that night you had together
by Yugo Yagami May 10, 2020
When a bunch of men line up shoulder to shoulder and time a massive ejaculation on a victim blindfolded some distance away. Named for the similarly to the firing squads used by the British in the late 1700s.
Paulo, Christian, Vertis and I decided to give some whore we found the British firing squad treatment.
by Glock the Cock July 14, 2015
When you give her the ol' razzle dazzle in the mouth then right when you get "there" push her head towards your dick and whisper in her ear "I have herpes" then cum shoots out her nose like Alduin from fucking
Skyrim. Alaskan Fire Dragon
Skyrim. Alaskan Fire Dragon
by Dayton_C December 06, 2017