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A type of non grape wine, developed in Swedish porn in the 70's whereby Redheaded Swedish women on their menstrual cycle use pure cotton instead of sanitary pads, this is harvested daily by Santa's elves in their off-season as she sleeps, then hand squeezed and bottled at the source, creating a unique taste to each bottle. Redheaded is a key component to this wine, as it gives it the Fire. Blonds with herpes can often be a substitute in cheaper imitations.
Aww bro, I just awoke and my mouth tastes like I've been drinking Swedish Fire Wine all night.
by ChuckWowLau July 19, 2018
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