crystal light

Crystal light is the process of taking crystal light and shoving it inside of your asshole. Then you start creaming out of your butthole and the cream is flavored and you start boxing it up and shipping it out to people labeled as flavored whipped cream.

I made some crystal light today and I made lots of money.

by Yahoones February 13, 2023

child of the light

child of the light

A child who is lost in sound, time, and reality.

"that poor kid."
"did you know?, He's a child of the light."
"sad."

by lkaoiss February 18, 2023

Anchorage Red Light

Noun meaning:

1) A signal at a traffic intersection that may be taken as a mere suggestion of stopping your vehicle

2) An opportunity to speed up and get through an intersection because you are a very important person doing important person things

3) Meh.

The light turned green for me a few seconds ago but I better not move because looks like that yellow taxi has an Anchorage Red Light.

by Bernies2Mittens February 18, 2023

Head lights are on

When an individual’s nips are hard or poking

Girl one: hey ur head lights are on
Girl two:oh my gosh thank you ,do you have a jacket I can borrow?
Girl one:yeah of course!!
Girl two:thank you

by Hotmomzrockmyworld February 21, 2023

Lighting McQueen

When you successfully manage to score the hottie with a golden ass, but you last under 30 seconds and that's how you get called

'.... well, I guess it's done....'
'whoa, you didn't tell me you went by the name Lighting McQueen'

by anonymous February 22, 2023

close the lights

turning off lights

im going to close the lights now

by Abby and mp language March 30, 2025

Lighting the gas

Preparing to fart/burp

Stop lighting the gas, it's going to stink!
Cover your noses because he's lighting the gas!
This guy's lighting the gas right now, lol.

by Jesusisforever April 7, 2025