Dirty Janus

A fuckboi who will smash the clitoris til it explode and then swallow all the liquid

I slept with a dirty Janus and he ate my pussy

by Sugarbearthingzz May 31, 2022

Debty January

When you're broke or in debt in January, especially after making bad money decisions in December.

After a detty December, the family now has to experience a debty January.

by Tryyah December 20, 2022

05 January

National Fuck Your Uncle day

hey john! it’s 05 January! national kiss your uncle day! cmere and gimme a smooch!

by theonlybigdude January 5, 2023

9 January

The World's Humour Anniversary. Before this date, the world's humour was *dead*.

On 9 January 2023, the world would celebrate its 21st Humour Anniversary.

by yavuh January 8, 2023

Moist January

Much like Dry January but more liberal. Only drink in January while getting a blow job.

While getting a blow job last night, I decided to make it a moist January.

by Lake House Terms January 8, 2023

13 January

Send nudes to your husband day.

And have a good drink and hard fuck.

Hey babe do you know what day it is?
Off course13 january I'll sent you some ;-) Do you get some drinks, and then you can take me as you want

by S V January 13, 2023

18 January

It's the day of the year where asking your crush out is one of the holiest action to do

A helpful bro: Why don't you ask her today
An uncultured swine: Why should I?
The helpful bro: It's fucking 18 January

by Jack looking dope January 14, 2023