Texas Swamp Donkey

The girl your friend is a tad ashamed of.
Mostly found in rural southern river towns. Usually not attractive, but usually rock a solid farm girl ass and rack. Most smoke, drink, and are premiscus. If they have kids they never have custody or the mother assumes responsibility.

A Texas Swamp Donkey is always a female, very stout, and between a 2 and 4 in attractiveness.

by LazyLarry27 December 13, 2020

Donkey Crush

Same basic idea of a donkey punch, except as you finish her, you finish your natty daddy and use the back of her head as a can crusher.
STUNNER

Was totally smashing last night and my homie tossed me a piss warm natty, cleared it and donkey crushed it on that hoe. #Necrophelia

by Demkitties February 07, 2019

Donkey Shite

I'm pretty sure it's how the Germans said thank you.
No it's not!

Could you give me zee pretzel please? Donkey Shite!

by ThunderclashPrime January 16, 2021

Donkey Shite

me

donkey shite idk what to say its just me

by donkey shite February 28, 2022

Donkey car

When a bunch of circus Mexicans pack theirselves into a tiny car!

Them niggas just pulled a donkey car!

by Boombang! May 11, 2014

Spun Donkey

The action (s) of being occupied with unimportant tasks, spinning circles, total confusion and achieving no progress related to reality. Commonly associated with recreational drug abuse.

That person looks like a total "Spun Donkey" working on their car at 3 a.m.

by [e-mail] September 21, 2022

Bog the Donkey

To penetrate your lover in the poop shoot for the purposes of riding the Cadbury canal.

Go easy on the kebabs my live. Time to run on up to the bedroom there Camilla. I'm in the mood to bog the donkey.

by Deathbystereo667 November 05, 2023