A fine how do you do.

Greeting a stranger for the first time by farting in their mouth. Walk up to the (normally) female victim, grab them by the ponytail, lift your anus directly into their mouth line and float an air biscuit. in their general direction.

This cultural custom dates back many many years in the acting community. Folk law cites the alleged Comic "Bobby Lee" starting the practice on the set of MAD TV, being the first production to adopt the custom. and was known as a "Korean Hello"

In modern film and television, It is necessary for male actors and comedians to assert dominance over their physically inferior and often less talented female counterparts. "A fine how do you do" if the western version of this ancient Korean American custom.

Synonym. "Korean Hello"

Oh shit dude.. I've got this whole thing with HR on Monday?

What happend?

I gave the one of the copywriters in the marketing department a fine how do you do. The cunt started crying.

Well mate. At least she know's who's the boss now.

Yeah I suppose. I miss the days when I could have just smashed her back doors in instead.

by Trumper Dumper February 1, 2021

How do

The common way of asking to learn how to do something.

"How do that?!" or " How do and say something you want to know how do.

by Kinkky June 12, 2011

do you

Draw you. Some people might mistake the meaning as segg you.

Person A: I will do you!
Person B: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

by KLLHYSBDBBSE April 22, 2021

v-do

V-do is short for "virgin speedo". It is called this because the suit itself is cut off longer than the speedo while still being much shorter than the jammer. They provide the coverage of a jammer and the freedom of the speedo.......the happy medium.

Swimmer 1: Dude, what's with the suit.
Swimmer 2: It's my v-do.
Swimmer 1: I like it, looks comfortable. I should get one
Swimmer 2: Dude, you should.

by wa, wa, waaaaaaa December 28, 2009

speer, do a

To attempt to escape punishment by denying any knowledge of the crime with which you are accused.

Named in honour of Albert Speer, cheif architect of the Third Reich, who escaped the gallows at the Nuremburg trials with the canny defence, 'What Jews?'

speer, do a

How did you not get expelled for that offensive graffiti?

I just did a Speer.

by mick travis October 19, 2009

do-fer

Someone who does for everyone. When you do for everyone you are inclined to be a do-fer.

My mother will do-fer her friends and relatives but forget to do-fer herself.

by Worbler November 26, 2010

doing a sickboy

when a person attempts to give up drugs and a so-called friend of theirs decides to do it at the same time just to prove how easy it is for them to do it

I've given up drugs, oh thats nice, so will i, NO stop doing a sickboy

by Lovejoy's Lovechild September 8, 2006