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do a Fergie 

Definition: Pissing your pants. Wetting yourself. (During a 2005 performance with the Black Eyed Peas. Fergie explained that she was rushing to get onstage and had no time to visit the lavatory and pissed her pants).
Examples:

Jo: I cant find a toilet.
Jason: Just do a Fergie.

I was so drunk, I did a Fergie.

I couldn't find a toilet in time, so I did a Fergie.

I was in the pool and did a Fergie.

I was swimming in the ocean, so I did a Fergie.
do a Fergie by Thevos January 10, 2022

do a ferret 

To overestimate both the constitution of your own stomach and your tolerance to waltzer's, vomiting during the ride
Dude, that waltzer just kept getting faster and faster, it made me 'do a ferret'!
do a ferret by GetInTheSea June 28, 2019

do a ferrari 

they ought to do a ferrari this weekend, its unevitable
do a ferrari by dasdsagdfd September 4, 2022

What fert do 

I’m really bored. I don’t know what fert do
What fert do by B boy November 6, 2023

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`~`I Promise You, I Allison Christina Robles, Also Known As, America Ferrera, Is Going To Do Something About Burials, I Promise You, I`~`
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A dofer is a person that only cares about what you can do for them. They only call/text you when they need help or something from you.
Johnny is such a dofer he only calls me when he needs help for something.
Dofer by The Bearded Dan July 2, 2017