cart cunt

A woman who pushes an annoying useless cart around an office. She usually spies on you and your work and will linger around and steal things behind your back that are lying around.

The cart cunt usually hits this part of the office at 2 pm every day.

by MindFireDX September 20, 2016

Cunt Punt

Kicking or Booting a female in her Crotch/Genital Area.

Bianca: Fuck You James!
James: If you don't apologise i'm gonna cunt punt you!

by pinkyout July 27, 2016

cunt sandwich

Middle lane cunt surrounded on either side by people who know how to drive

Simon was cruising down the motorway, ahead he can see a car in the middle lane with the slow lane completely empty .He sees a silver lupo aggressively on its tail and moving towards the inside lane to undercut. So Simon had no choice but to take the outer lane and cunt sandwich the fuck outa the wanker in the middle lane .

by mattpacer May 15, 2016

the cunt curse

The cunt curse is when you call someone a cunt and they die the next day. Mostly used as a form of jinx, not intended for the death. Involves more than one person.

"You remind me of Hannah"
"Hannahs a fucking cunt"
*Hannah will die within a week after due to the cunt curse*

by I am a jinx January 2, 2017

cunt on the hunt

a girl looking for men aka looking for the D or the C #LGBTQ+

Yo Bro did you see that cunt on the hunt last night?

Ya, she was lit as fuck

by Cole McKnight February 3, 2017

Corish cunt

Corish cunt - A weak, pathetic, deferential civil servant with poor diction and even worse dress sense. Fond of wearing Next suits donated by his auld fella.

That blurt in the tax office was a proper Corish cunt.

by Bayesoir December 1, 2019

Cookie Cunts

How you would describe an angry pack of Girl Scouts who burned your house to the ground because you refused to buy their cookies.

Maybe I should of bought a couple of boxes from the cookie cunts because now I have nowhere to live.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020