D bag

chodes; would rather bang their best bro over a slam piece

Matt and Jason McDaniel are d bags

by Idick April 12, 2010

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Douche Bag

The definition of Douche Bag~ Rick Asselin, A completely useless, no good, worthless piece of shitt, lying, stealing Vindictive boyish less of a man, Ass kissing Snob, no life better off Dead Crap hole Gay lord, Sack of shitt Covered in Mutilated Monkey Ass Holes In a Firey Pit of burning deformed goats, no life, and Stupidest shitt that ever walked the earth.

My Mom's Soon to be Ex- Boy friend is a "Douche Bag"

by Heywood Jafookme March 8, 2010

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bag breath

Derogatory term generally used in reference to someone sucking your dick and the fact you don't wanna kiss the bitch afterwards.

The fresh scent of another man's nut in your bitches mouth.

Damn son... Linda be havin some bag breath lately, I can't even fuck wit the bitch anymore.

by KNG RCK July 31, 2019

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toe bagging

The female equivalent of tea bagging

Did you see Sandy toe bagging Jim while he was passed out?

by Abilectic April 25, 2008

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bivvi bag

A Goretex sleeping bag cover. Used frequently in the army.

"Don't forget your Bivvi Bag."

by Diego July 29, 2003

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Crab bagging

The act of placing one's genitalia in on or around a woman's mouth as she is crawling on her hands and feet while facing upwards in what is commonly known as a crab walk. It is the male's responsibility to repetitively slap his penis on the said woman's forehead and keep his testicles in her mouth as she desperately tries to free herself by crabwalking away.

John: Hey Becky how long can you hold the crabwalk position?
Becky: I don't know like five minutes.
John: Do you want to go Crab bagging with me?
Becky: What's that?

by profitofspizz May 4, 2010

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