washing the ferret

Masturbating with shampoo or soap.

"You coming down the pub?" "I can't, I'm washing the ferret."

by KenMFan March 26, 2017

washing machine cunt

a huge wet cunt.

Here is an example of it using.

"Fuck you washing machine cunt"

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by googleverbmaker2 October 18, 2017

washing hands

Something nobody does anymore unless there is somebody else in the restroom

-Hey dude, do you like washing hands?
-You know that nobody does that anymore.
-Oh yeah...

by CoolcidProd November 9, 2017

washbrain

A lack of memory or focus caused by the over consumption of alcohol.
A stupid or ignorant person.
A person who is forgetful or mistake prone.

My washbrain causes me to forget what my own name is sometimes.

My washbrained neighbor locked his keys in his car for the third time this week.

by JJ Rome December 17, 2017

Washed

When someone is a fuckboi/girl hat’s warn out to the point of no more weekly “bangs”

Fuck brandon your washed the fuck out.

by Darlingjane January 4, 2018

Washitonian

Basically Canadian, but more hipster.

Person: Wow! That person is hipster looking. They must be a Washitonian (from Washington).

by Mammal February 6, 2018

Washoosh

Just feel offended.

Don't be a washoosh

by Flamiro February 12, 2018