Dutch Uncles

Collective term for your mom's previous and current boyfriends whom she insists you refer to as your uncles

Its likely thats many of these"uncles" will have supplied you with drugs to make you more amiable to partaking in sexual activities

"Hey dude how was your weekend?"

"Not bad man, I had a dutch uncle come over, he fed me a mound of coke and finger banged my arsehole for 24 hours straight"

dutch uncles drugs sexual abuse

by Mr Giraffe October 10, 2011

Unicle

Noun:
- Unicorn Testicles (aka, mythical testicles)
- Referring to a man who has no balls.

Ask her out and stop being such a unicle.

by Ginger222 November 2, 2011

unclejemima

Dirty Faggot, Sucks lots of dick, n00b, nubbie at bf1942

Yo Yo, My name is UncleJemima I TK people, I stole my name off SNL.

by Billy Bob August 5, 2003

uncley-done

To do something in a fashion particularly befitting of the phrase "uncley-done".

Boy, Jimmy, that science project of yours sure was uncley-done.

by Abraham Lincoln XXIII November 25, 2007

Unclecy

A trustworthy male friend who gives you reliable advice.

"I like Bob, he's really become an unclecy to me lately"

by Collaborator February 9, 2010

UncleGrampa

When you breed your uncle with your grampa to create the ultimate incest creation

Person 1: Who's that
Person 2: Thats my UncleGrampa
Person 1: ...oh

by Raymaster98 September 21, 2016

unclehagrid

Greatest meme page in the world ever but deleted by interpol

Guys pray4unclehagrid

by MELANIAWANTSYOU March 10, 2017