Turtle

A beautiful creature, more valuable than anything else in the history of the universe.

Alvin: Hey did you see that turtle?

Katy: OMG YEAHH its so beautiful and adorable!

Alvin: Save the turtles!!!

by GoatPawz August 28, 2023

turtle savvy

A female with the ability to make any penis erect, especially homosexual males.

Man, that chick is turtle savvy..... You gotta try her ....

by Savviest turtle around August 31, 2023

Turtle-Baiter

The act of masturbating whilst your busting for a shit so bad it's "Turtle Necking" out of your asshole

"Mate, Gary said he had a Turtle-Baiter in bed last night and he got some on the sheets"

by Flabanaga Noongah July 14, 2024

Turtleboard

Coolet guy around
Hates gamejolt pronouns
Not a furry

Turtleboard is awesome. Turtleboard is not a furry

by Richie Lucky July 31, 2024

Turtle Elitism

A strange phenomenon mostly native to Urban Dictionary where the top entries about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles feel the need to bitch and whine about Power Rangers. It is parallel,but not entirely similar,to the way a medium handful of people from the old internet proclaimed cartoons to be superior to anime and hated anything animated in Japan,although Power Rangers is technically an adaptation of Super Sentai and not Japanese,however the parallels are still there. An additional thing to note is that the two series have both crossed over multiple times,be it in television or comic form,and as of writing the two are currently in franchise development hell or at least close to it.

EXAMPLE ONE:
Tommy: "I like Power Rangers."
Larry (while violently convulsing): "FUCK YOU POWER RANGER FANS FOR RUINING TMNT WITH YOUR SISSY ZORDS,THE TURTLES COULD KICK THE RANGER'S ASSES ANY DAY OF THE WEEK!"
Tommy: "Keep your Turtle Elitism to yourself,you old douchebag. Also,which rangers specifically?"
Larry: "FUCK!"

EXAMPLE TWO:
Frank: "I'm sick of seeing Turtle Elitism every time I look up the definition of the TMNT on Urban Dictionary."
Mari: "Why were you looking up the definition of TMNT on Urban Dictionary in the first place?"
Frank: "Boredom."

by Lazthedictionist July 31, 2024

Turtle cheeching

Performing a blow job on a soft penis.

"Donald has ED so Becky spends all night turtle cheeching."

by Tallulah Grey August 10, 2024

Turtlehead

When your poop begins to peek out of your butthole, like a turtle head out of its shell.

“No, I am not the one who called about the turtlehead!”

by GMM2023 September 20, 2023