Turtle

A water dwelling creature with a hard outer shell.

Save the turtles!
God, turtles turn me on!
Shove that turtle up my ass!

by oNoIoGoGoEoR June 5, 2023

Turtleneck Steamer

Covering the hole in the front of the toilet while your shitting with your shirt. Then putting your face in your shit and taking a fat whiff

I took such a fat shit that I had to hit it with the turtleneck steamer

by CheeseMan6612 July 5, 2023

TurtleBoard

A big meanie >:(

fuck u turtleboard

by Jason FunnyMan Velinsky July 25, 2023

Turtlehead

A turtlehead is a term given for when a person is heavily constipated and they are about to unload a massive dump in their rear end.

Person A: Where was you? I've been waiting for you for a good while.
Person B: Sorry mate, I was going for a massive turtlehead.

by TheUnknownRR August 3, 2023

Turtlehead

Well shit…

Dropped a massive turtlehead in the bog and it fucking reeks

by Ispeakengland August 12, 2023

Turtle

Kiavash is a trutle

kiavash your a turtle

by 2dixbt1psy August 15, 2023

Turtle

A beautiful creature, more valuable than anything else in the history of the universe.

Alvin: Hey did you see that turtle?

Katy: OMG YEAHH its so beautiful and adorable!

Alvin: Save the turtles!!!

by GoatPawz August 28, 2023