“She’s as thick as a Boxing Day turd, her!”
by AwesomeGuy898 June 21, 2025
a little river that must be expand into big river. where the brown trout swims, do not eat, is poisonous. the water is brown, do not drink, is also poisonous. put your penis in it and slide it around until the spooge erupts. the river loves you if she didn't shoot you for doing this.
i put it in her turd canal and she pull her gun and shoot me. is failure.
i put it in her turd canal and she suck it clean when finish. is love and a bit of something else too
i put it in her turd canal and she suck it clean when finish. is love and a bit of something else too
by kinky_donkey_punch69 April 12, 2018
Bobbing fecal matter in and out of the sphincter with out breaking the seal of the rectum ( aka. Turd edgeing)
by WynnBros February 01, 2025
by nameshdbdbbde November 05, 2021
by Miscer ExPat August 16, 2024
A woman or man who is an obsessive fan of abuser Amber Heard, to the point of absolutely refusing to believe she can do anything bad or wrong. Even though she is a man & woman beater who was arrested for assaulting her ex gf.
This Turd Stan keeps defending
Amber Heard no matter how many times she admits to hitting Johnny Depp.
Amber Heard no matter how many times she admits to hitting Johnny Depp.
by JusticeForAbuseVictims June 27, 2023
by sebb. November 29, 2017