Meat Retreat

Side chick

The old lady's been on my case since Monday, so I'm taking a trip to the meat retreat this weekend.

by ICreatedAnAccountForThis July 27, 2014

hairy meat

When you shave and your hair get stuck to ur dick because your sweaty

God damn Gerald I had hairy meat after I banged requisa yesterday

by Ricky bazz February 21, 2019

Border Meat

A female in southern california that is of latin american decent.

Rosa is a fine piece of border meat.

by [T_T] May 28, 2009

Monster Meat

One's large male reproductive organ.

Yo, look at Derek's monster meat!

by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020

Aged Meats

Referring to old dick, or old men

-So I heard she likes aged meats!.
- what do you mean?
-she likes older men/old dick

by ElSuavecito May 13, 2015

meat chute

When a huge piece of penis aka meat is flung into a fleshy vagina

That girl looks like she’s got a meat chute that can handle this fleshy burrito

by Yummo14 May 5, 2018

Pork Meat

tight, rosey faced, thick necked men that are wide in stature and large in the chest and shoulder area. this does not make them fat however, think more like "scandinavian wrestler"types. they have shiney skin pulled tight with a pork like quality. these men usually have larger heads with chubby cheeks. pork meat will usually be fair but some darker skin versions are seen rairly.

so i went on that blind date you set me up and dude when i got there the guy was total Pork Meat

by lily addams January 6, 2011