An overly expressive free spirited gay person who takes a risk of his own safety and engages in expressing his interest verbally and by touching or grabbing the ass or groin area of individuals who are heterosexual.
As I stood beside my girlfriend a man gently grabbed my ass and quietly whispered in my ear, "She don't know how to give you a shimmer johnson, but I do", I quickly realized I was the target of a turd tampin hammer grabber.
by Justin William Kennedy February 23, 2024
Get the Turd Tampin Hammer Grabbermug. by Zimmology May 24, 2023
Get the Drama Turdmug. a person who sells out his or her home town using the leprechaun method by rewarding wrong, destroying right and making law enforcement either subserviant to or part of dis organized crime.
that piece of goat turd. not sheep dip sold us out with promises of gold but no one left alive to spend it.
by jeremyedsall72 December 1, 2022
Get the piece of goat turd.mug. "Who are you?'
"I'm Turdanator"
"I'm Turdanator"
by #Health_At_69 June 2, 2021
Get the Turdmug. by Colby312 June 1, 2022
Get the turdmug. The phenomenon of getting so stressed out that you have to take a brutal shit in which the excrement flies out at pace, lands with a splash and wreaks chaos and mayhem across the bowl. A physical and splattery manifestation of the internal turmoil.
I was having such a crappy day at work a quick round of angry turds was inevitable. The wreckage was a sight to behold.
by Chatbot eight billion March 25, 2021
Get the Angry Turdsmug. by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) April 22, 2024
Get the Turd glovemug.