thundercunt

adam

adam is indeed a thundercunt lol

by lolyouranasshole August 27, 2018

thunderguts

The rumbling you feel in your stomach and guts, that indicates the onset of explosive diarrhea.

* Not to be mistaken with a gassy bowel movement, but rather a twisting knife in the guts, pure liquid doodoo, shit your pant, diarrhea.

Hey man, wanna go to the movies? I can't bra, I got them thunderguts!

by MDfart August 30, 2018

Thunder punk

A music genre that is not like any thing else. It relies on only simple parts of songs with very noisy improvisation throughout. While the music is whimsical it is generally heavy. Often the tracks are distorted. It’s name comes from the thunderous sound and the punk like attitude that can be felt in the music.

Let’s listen to Thunder punk it’s the best.

by Krackle September 14, 2018

ThunderThorn

Thunderthorn cannot be calmed. He hath a mind of his own. He is nearly 3.7 inches long when aroused

ThunderThorn is really excited right now. You'd better be careful!

by Spitler September 16, 2018

Thunderbolt

To be victimized by the most unlikely and most unfortunate outcome possible.

I went to light my last cigarette and wasn't paying attention. I accidentally lit the wrong end. I just thunderbolted myself and now I have no cigs.

I get thuderbolted every year on my birthday because it's the day after Christmas and the birthday gifts are also my Christmas presents.

I was having an affair and I finally told my husband I wanted a divorce. That same day, my lover told me he wanted to end it. I was thunderbolted by both men in my lives.

by adrienneorion September 27, 2018

thundlewump

a stupid fish that beats up other fish and has and other stupid fish eat the corpse.

man there's a thundlewump in my fish tank

by fatguyeatspizza234 October 10, 2018

thunderstandable

Used to describe an action or idea which is within the realm of reason, given the deafeningly-noisy storm that was raging at the time.

Motorist: I would have stopped for you earlier, Pal, but I never heard you till just now --- this storm drowned out your horn till you got closer behind me.
Motorist's buddy, who had been honking for him to pull over so that he could tell him something: That's thunderstandable --- I'd figgered as much.

by QuacksO October 12, 2018