French Puzzle

When two lesbians french kiss with they're vaginas. Also scissoring.

Linda and Sue were caught in a french puzzle by they're nosey neighbor tom.

by Mbones December 8, 2018

french jousting

when a man is across the room from another man and they run at each other in full pace and collide penis first in the ways of jousting

chad kroeger is the epitome of a french jousting high champion what a douche

by jren December 15, 2012

French intersubjection

The conflation between the simple future tense and the present continuous tense in the French language.

(The functive (verbal) structure of the French language indicates that the future is already present).

In French intersubjection the phrase "am doing" has the same function as "will do" implying that will is a function rather than an action.

Ie. the future is extant (block time phenology).

by tomorrowtomorrow January 7, 2019

French Yogurt

When you french kiss a woman's vagina when she has a yeast infection

So I went over to Tina's house and French Yogurt her clitoris

by ShadowMoses117 January 3, 2018

French vacuum

A vacuum cleaner with a French accent, this item has supposedly never existed before and won't ever. so technically this word exists for no reason

I spotted the legendary French vacuum

by johnsonboy24 December 26, 2024

French

The language where it is spelled "211chickenpoo"
But pronounced "alligator"
No but actually...
"African Meatballs"
Is spelled "A'chifàn Meàmbèis"
And "Hairy Leg Factory" is
"Haèvy le A'leone À Tootwu Fahashtagy"

(ps. No it's Not... I'm just trying to make my little sister believe it is)

About to lie to my sista 'bout french...
This is how It's gonna go:
-you know, bla bla bla
-NO THAT'S NOT TRUE
-YES! look!!!
-OMG!!!!

by CaptainBananaPants<3 January 18, 2018

Will French

Ferda Lax God

Ripping bar Africa while Will French chirping the Birds.

by rid2ucebiieqer3u30 September 12, 2024