tardphobic

The fear of looking like a complete tard by doing or not being able to do something.

Im tardphobic! Im worried if I dont scale the wall at PT Im going to look like a complete tard in front of everyone!

by copladyO1 September 23, 2011

Tardy Hug

A restricting hug that does not allow the other individual to get to class and is released as soon as tardiness is absolute.

"Dude, why were you late to class?"
"These guys came up and Tardy Hugged me. Did I get marked late?"
"Yep, Mr. Franklin marked you tardy."
"No!!"

by CyberWarrior85 November 25, 2011

tardonkulous

tard as in retarded, donk as in grander than dick, ridiculousness. huge retarded ridiculousness.

'Dude that Portuguese breakfast was tardonkulous!'

by lysacheck my ballz March 1, 2012

Tardment

A portmanteau or combination of words, created to mean a retarded or unintelligible statement. Retarded+statement = tardment.

"You keep making tardments like that David, your girlfriend is going to think you have some kind of mental disorder."

"Shut up! I can't help it if I sound stupid sometimes."

by Shinobi_girl13 August 29, 2012

Tardrific

A sarcastic adjective used to describe an occurance or act that is unwelcome and/or troublesome, and is the direct result of someone doing something so unbelievably stupid as to suggest developmental disablement. A portmanteau of "retard" and "terrific".

Jimmy: "Al just split his head open tryin' to ride his bike off the roof and into the pool."
Dad: "Well isn't that just fucking tardrific."

by Reagent12 November 2, 2012

Tardnosaurus

A fat, charging tard, much like the juggernaut, but in this case a tard juggernaut.

The mighty tardnosaurus slammed into the tardwrangler with the combined tackling power of Ray Lewis and Lawrence Taylor.

by Walugi January 19, 2013

Tardterd

Tardterd: n; the retarded terd that comes from a retard.

Our president is a great producer of Tardterds.

by CHCKNHRT January 25, 2013