Tardnosaurus

A fat, charging tard, much like the juggernaut, but in this case a tard juggernaut.

The mighty tardnosaurus slammed into the tardwrangler with the combined tackling power of Ray Lewis and Lawrence Taylor.

by Walugi January 19, 2013

Sexual Tyranosaurus

one who is a beast in bed.

trust me , you want to have sex with Calynn, he is a Sexual Tyranosaurus.

by prettycowboylady09 December 8, 2010

Tyronosaurus Rex

Big black dude. NFL lineman or truck driver sized. Sometimes works as bouncer a night clubs or as "event security". Generally presents a professional persona; but don't argue with him or injure his self esteem... all hell will break loose. (Show him some respect because he might be working his way through medical school or raising 6 younger siblings.)

Hey girls we will have to sneak in the back door. Tyronosaurus Rex said the cover charge is $10 tonight and I ain't payin for all five of you bitches to get in.

by Jorge Trashe October 17, 2009

tyranosaurusrex

When a guy is going down on you and you want to grab his head to bury it deeper but can't because you are in such ecstasy that your arms are too short flopping around in the air like a Tyranosaurusrex.

My pleasure created a tyranosaurusrex moment in which I could not reach the object I wanted.

by IRishRN April 18, 2017

Tranosaurus Rex

What archeological textbooks and Jurrasic Park taught you about 65 million old reptilian beasts is but a minor bruise on the skin of understatement. The tranosaurus rex is a term donned to those who tricera-top the common man in knowledge, physical capability and vicious sensual lust just to name a few. The ladies jawdrop as the stomp of the tranosaurus sends oscillations up their legs where man could only dream. The 'tran' for short is also a term donned to men popular for fifa knowledge and expertise.

Godzilla: Come get me bruz.

Tranosaurus Rex: Later bro, gotta watch some football.

Chuck Norris: ye ye babyyy!

by Boss Thugga October 18, 2011