there’s 50 weird kids 20 hoes and their boyfriends and the guys that like them just for their mediocre asses and there’s like 10 normal people that aren’t fucking obnoxious. all of the people in the hoe friend group are pot heads and all the weird kids play dungeons and dragons. everyone hates it there.
by holasoydora42069 March 20, 2019
Get the old quarry middle schoolmug. he process of tapping a old lady's shit raw to the point of climax (for best effect above 80). At which point causes both participants to see a flash of the old lady's whole life. This process is only a couple seconds. This action may kill the old lady.
by Greg G. G July 6, 2022
Get the Old Lady Time Machinemug. A state in which one finds themselves randomly walking around, usually without a set course or destination.
Man 1-"What's he doing? That's the third time he's walked by the doorway."
Man 2-"Dunno, must have Wandering Old Man Syndrome."
Man 2-"Dunno, must have Wandering Old Man Syndrome."
by Khozo September 23, 2010
Get the Wandering Old Man Syndromemug. by Guahgaaf August 18, 2010
Get the Ye Olde Piece of Crapmug. A sexual act made popular in post WWII Japan wherein Japanese soldiers returning home from the war would have vaginal intercourse with their wives, pull out before climax, ejaculate into their cupped palms and coat their penises in their own semen.
As was typical of soldiers in the field, the Japanese Troops often collected the sands of the battlefields they fought upon. The defeated soldiers would then cover their genitals in the balck, volcanic "Sands of Iwo Jima" and proceed to engage in anal intercourse.
The inevitable blood on the sand would be symbolic of the Allied victory at Iwo Jima, and would serve to force the Japanese wives to "feel their pain and shame."
This move would later be polularized by Conan O'Brien on his recently debuted TBS Late Night Talk Show, "Conan."
As was typical of soldiers in the field, the Japanese Troops often collected the sands of the battlefields they fought upon. The defeated soldiers would then cover their genitals in the balck, volcanic "Sands of Iwo Jima" and proceed to engage in anal intercourse.
The inevitable blood on the sand would be symbolic of the Allied victory at Iwo Jima, and would serve to force the Japanese wives to "feel their pain and shame."
This move would later be polularized by Conan O'Brien on his recently debuted TBS Late Night Talk Show, "Conan."
by UncleHerpie November 12, 2010
Get the Old Tokyo Sand-Blastermug. A way to ask someone what score they got on a test. Used in the presence of teachers who don't want students sharing their test results.
Prima: Hey Dave, how old is your grandpa?
Secunda: 88. How old is yours?
Prima: 100.
Secunda: You son of a bitch.
Secunda: 88. How old is yours?
Prima: 100.
Secunda: You son of a bitch.
by Schlang April 16, 2008
Get the How old is your grandpa?mug. quoted by howard stern as "the next columbine"
gets 2 bomb threats a month
known for a riot in 2003
gas leak early 2004
the prinicpals name is Mr. Ferry
gets 2 bomb threats a month
known for a riot in 2003
gas leak early 2004
the prinicpals name is Mr. Ferry
kid wakes up and feels like having a delayed openning: "hello operator, tell obhs that a bomb will go off tomorrow, kthnxbye"
by Mike September 28, 2004
Get the Old Bridge High Schoolmug.