Meat Market Magic

When the unthinkable happens that no one saw coming on the dating scene

Jessa: I can’t believe you got with her.

Nick: It was Meat Market Magic. Hope no one sold me short.

by Slabshack January 10, 2019

I’m a Magician

This phrase once known as a statement of someone claiming that they are a magician, but now the statement has been redirect to a phrase of humor. Using this phrase in a fast, but confident tone will lead it so sound like “I’m a ma chin chin.” If you have gotten the phrase to sound like this. You have became an expert beyond the experts. Molly’s of the Molly’s. Meaning your the most funniest person I know. This statement is used to bring joy and laughter into others hearts. Especially if you get it to sound like “Ima ma chin chin.” It is also, the ability to fit in a small little box since it originated from someone being able to fit in small little box. Magic!

Jose: Hey, how the heck did you fit in that little box?
Molly: I’m a ma chin chin.
Jose: What? What do you mean?
Molly: I’m a Magician.

by s7.m7n November 21, 2019

Anti-pussy magic

Isaac Brock's voice

"My girl was riding my jock so hard and I just wanted her to fuck off so I just blasted Modest Mouse to keep her away--let me tell you, bro, Isaac Brock's voice is anti-pussy magic!!"

by justaregularsadgirl July 16, 2020

Pulling a Magic

Originated as a person who many people knew to be a loveable character. Pulling a Magic means you are giving someone lots of love. This love is often shown by helping someone, falling whilst love and making it obvious, and very occasionally being a silly, innocent, human.

Friend: Hey, how's it going?
Friend 2: It's not going too well.
Friend: Talk to me about it. I love you and want to help out a friend.
Friend 2: You are totally Pulling a Magic. Thank you, friend.<3

by RipoffDoggo March 12, 2021

Done a magician

It means to commite a suicide from jumping from the window. It came from Polish rapper "Magik" who commited suicide by jumping from the window of his ninth-floor apartment.

"Yo, did you heard Dave done a magician"
"That's terrible, he was so young"

by OneEyedCrow February 4, 2021

dr.stranges.magic.hands

illegal in 72 countries, but that’s irrelevant. a simp for natasha (who can blame them) and a talented picrew editor

me: dr.stranges.magic.hands is married to Natasha Romanoff

some idiot: dr.stranges.magic.hands is actually illegal in 72 countries-

by the.awkward.asian September 20, 2021

Jimmy's magic patch

Describes a fabric patch with mismatched patterns that's been sewn onto damaged fabric to fix the clothing. British WW2 slang named after a comic strip called "Jimmy and his Magic Patch" that appeared in The Beano in 1944, a story about a schoolboy who frequently time-traveled by accident thanks to a patch sewn on the back of his school trousers.

My jacket's right elbow ripped, but luckily, I sewed it up with Jimmy's magic patch.

by animalhairlinejonson September 22, 2021