April Simmons

Oh, she is just a gorgeous girl! She is so incredibly kind and just a warm-hearted person. She might think less of herself but everyone knows she is beautiful. She is fierce and bold and she tries her best in everything. If you are dating an April Simmons shes a keeper!

Omg is that April Simmons

by poopyfinger11 October 28, 2019

April 8th

If you are born on this day then your GAY, don’t matter if your male or female. If you are born on this day you have the smallest dick. You might get girls but until they see that little thing.

Girl one: What’s your birthday?
Boy one: April 8th
Girl one: Ha! That means you have a small cock lol I’m telling everyone!

by PlayWithBoys626 October 28, 2019

April 12th

Da real kook Brooke’s birthday so turn tf up!!

Yo it’s April 12th we gotta take hella shots

by Da real kook October 29, 2019

April 12th

April 12th is national Ava day, find yourself an Ava and tell her she’s sexy

Wow bro it’s April 12th

Do you know an ava??
You do?? Damn, lucky you

by 100%straightfacts October 29, 2019

14th of April

National greef-day. On this day Titanic began to sink.

-Wait, it is your birthday today?
-Yeah, it is.
-Happy Birthday, and I'm sorry.
-What are you sorry for?
-All the people that died on Titanic the 14th of April

by xoxodepressedgirl October 30, 2019

April 18

National succ dicc day.
The day all the girls succ dick.
And the day is for the boys

-" hey bro it's April 18
-" yah go get ur dic succed"

by Mordi=gay October 30, 2019

April 12th

National Elbow Touching day

we can only touch elbows on april 12th, but we can’t tell anyone

by Pretty.odd.stan November 3, 2019