What the fuck are you doing you Mud-Fucker.
by Goat-Lord January 12, 2019
Get the Mud-Fucker mug.Get yourself a fine shyt from Red Lion. Assume a reclined position. The fine shyt must bounce on it crazy style. When ready and adequately loosened up, she must assume a fetal position while remaining on the schlong. Then you must spin her like a top while she chants I-L-L and you respond I-N-I.
Warning: Fecal material may be unleashed at this time.
Warning: Fecal material may be unleashed at this time.
Christina: "What did you get up to last night? You never came home?"
Lisa: "I went home with Danny and he treated me to an Illini Mud Twister. It was a WILD ride!"
Lisa: "I went home with Danny and he treated me to an Illini Mud Twister. It was a WILD ride!"
by IlliniKoi April 12, 2025
Get the Illini Mud Twister mug.A gay picnic game that the boys play after a hardy lunch. One of your friends bends over with his pants off and starfish spread open and you and the fellas dart dildos into his ass. Not to be confused with the very straight game of lawn darts.
Warning this game is painful and could lead to pleasure
Warning this game is painful and could lead to pleasure
Hey Jimmy I am kinda full from our picnic, why don’t you take your pants off and let’s play some mud darts? What do you say?
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Get the the Maryland mud slide mug.When one takes a massive shit filling up the majority of the toilet bowl, it's bigger than a grocery snake.
by Early Cuyler May 10, 2014
Get the Mud turkey mug.A play on the sexual act called the cream pie, where instead of cumming inside of your partner, you spread whichever office you wish to make your Mud Pie in, and thereafter shit inside of it, and there you have a "Mud Pie"
My husband wanted me to give him a mud pie, so I asked what the hell that was... I never expected him to be into something so gross.
by AIDSDABASSGUITAR July 2, 2022
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