i tell it how it is

An excuse people with no filter use all the time

Friend: JOHN THATS AN EXTREMELY RACIST THING TO SAY AT A FUNERAL

John: I tell it how it is

by Travy patty connoisseur November 6, 2022

i saw sparks.

one of coldplay's famous songs one like that goes "i saw sparks."

Sara:Why are you still attached yall didn't even date." Aleah: I saw sparks.

by cookingupsometrends March 16, 2021

I need to study

A phrase someone says when they are in need of studying, but they never actually end up studying.

Me: Hey, mom. I can't do the dishes because I have a lot of homework, and I need to study.
Mom: Okay, sweety.
Me: *goes to room* Okay, I'm going to actually study now. Scratch that, I'm gonna go watch anime.

by chovy897 May 6, 2021

I don't want to

Me neither

"I don't want to do homework"

by anonymous November 11, 2017

I Miss Him

When you miss the guy of your dreams so much to type in "I miss him" on urbandictionary.

I MISS HIM

by KriMW December 10, 2010

I eat ass.

"I eat ass." is a pickup line commonly used by men who wishes to be direct with their romantic partners.
In Japanese, it is read as ketsu wo taberu

"Ma'am, you don't seem to understand this, but I eat ass."

"Women want you to be strong and direct, so don't say 'What's your name.' Just say 'I eat ass.' "

by The Allapaca August 15, 2016

I hate drama!

What girls say when they actually love drama. It's a ploy; a tactic to divert attention from their dramatic schemes.

Girl: Oh my God, I HATE DRAMA! Ugh, I can't believe Amber is here, let's leave and make a scene.

by desert killer November 2, 2007