Full Kit Wank

A derivation of a full kit wanker, as well as being fully kitted up in the team colours of your choice (with no intention of playing a game). You are also masturbation.

Man I was dressed up ready to go and had a Full Kit Wank

by Dingo3000 May 18, 2022

Full Mario kart

Everything's going great and you end up losing. Becoming so black out angry you want to punch holes through everything and throw your couch through a wall

I got my taco Bell order home and they forgot my Mexican pizza. I pulled back in there and went Full Mario Kart.

by Xbombtrackx October 10, 2017

The Full Franco

When you get your dick sucked for 127 consecutive hours or until it falls off, whichever comes first.

Bringing in dozens of people to fellate me for 127 hours straight is not what I meant when I told my wife I wanted to spice things up in bed, who asks for The Full Franco.

by MarzipanCollapse April 13, 2022

Full-Pokémon

(V) when someone moans their own name during sex until they reach climax.

John: “... and every time I thrusted, she would just moan her name.”
Nick: “Damn! She went Full-Pokémon?!”

by nas6633 March 13, 2019

Full On Devin

When the straight guy pulls a Devin on a submissive friend.

Zed pulled a full on devin with byron

by Just a guy saying things August 7, 2019

full-time job

When used as a slang term, "full-time job" refers to the things that require as much as a full time job.

Taking care of my three younger siblings while balancing classes feels like a full-time job; I swear I need a paycheck for all the chaos!

by Emotional Cruiser December 11, 2025

Full Wilber

Verb: To aggressively have homosexual intercourse between two males.

To have aggressive outburst; childlike; man-child; homosexual meltdown/tantrum.

Full aggressive penetration between Catholic closeted homosexuals.

Alex went full wilber on his darling Aaron to show him who was king of their domain.
Alex was out on patrol to go full wilber tonight in the Castro.

by Be himble August 2, 2021