the real stoners

A group of pot heads who dedicate there lives to slapping out the green and Chonging it on a daily, not shy of the snow but just choose a more chilled out life.

Defined (the real stoners)
(Bitch) u wanna come to this dirty sesh
(TRS) nahhh I’m good me n the gang gonna go get on a Smokey one at Ms

by Chongingbong August 9, 2022

Painfully Real

A word to describe someone who expresses their feelings about a situation when they are upset.

You are one of the funniest and painfully real people I have ever met.

by she_is_too_real May 26, 2023

The real dork

Max

Despite what he says, Max is the real dork here.

by ambrysia November 24, 2019

Real

A word used in conversations when people send a meme, and instead of saying "I agree." They will say, "Real."

Friend: "sends a meme"
You: "Real."
Friend: "Real."

by deathbloomz4 July 30, 2022

Real ass jit at them avenues

Hood irony type shi fr ✨😎💀💀💀🤓

"dude walks"
Me: Real ass jit at them avenues fr💀

by ambatublow123 May 24, 2023

Get real!

used to convey that an idea or statement is stupid or excessively visionary.

"You want teens to have committed sexual relationships? Get real!"

by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025

The REAL reason

I mean you said you were a lawyer... They already DID lock him up for the crime that he committed. The crime he committed doesn't keep him in prison forever.

Hym "So that can't be the CAUSE of the crime and it's stupid to suggest that it's the cause. That can't be the REAL reason. Have you considered that life outside of prison isn't actually much better than prison and, therefore, is not enough of a deterrent to keep people from stabbing a little girl in the face? Because even a life sentence didn't stop him from stabbing the chick and you are going to lock him up but it's too late. -2. Doesn't matter cause Ben's wife is just going to shit out more Jews. That's 1 fewer black people and 1 less Ukrainian to deal with."

by Hym Iam September 9, 2025