Fist-free February

A recovery period where gay men who enjoy being fisted take a month off to heal. This period of time is needed to recover from damage that has accumulated over the prior year, including to organs, membranes, sphincters, and other tissue.

Bob didn't know if he would make it to Fist-free February because by New Year's Day his rectal prolapse already protruded almost 6 inches from his anus and required frequent moisturizing spray. He was also in a lot of pain from bruising to his liver, kidneys and colon. Fist-free February couldn't come soon enough.

by Velvet Tongue January 6, 2026

Mutual wank day. 7th February

The day you and your partner get on some porn of both of your choice and both get yourself off using your own hands for a wank or mouth

Mutual wank day. 7th February

Mutual wank day. 7th February

by anonymous February 6, 2024

Febuary

February most depressing month of the year. It’s 28 days long but it still feels like it’s longer. Not to mention the fact it has Valentine’s Day. The day to remind you you are lonely.

Guy 1: Aw man, it’s February.
Guy 2: What’s the problem? It’s shorter and we have Valentines day!
Guy 1: Febuary is the most depressing month of the year, it fells longer. And I'm lonely. Thanks February no need to remind me that!!

by A Jew October 19, 2017

Febuary 5th

On the 5th day of febuary, a legend was born. Benny Rastvakt started roaming schoolyards with his fancy vest and megaphone.

On febuary 5th we celebrate the birth of Benny Rastvakt.

by Staroslav February 4, 2019

Febuary 29th

This day is natianol Smack your mom or dad day. GO SMAK THEM

That Febuary 29th is cool bc u can smack your parents/guardian

by Bisexual_Don'tJudge December 1, 2020

Febuary 1st

February 1st, 13 more days until February 14! February 1st "Anti-Valentine-Date!"

Just go to the movies with your friends like a date! Don't worry about finding someone for Valetines Date! Have fun and do something great!

Friend one: Hey! Come to house do we make good, watch movies, then play with the cat

Friend two: That now is a date my friend, I'll bring chips, brownies, and Monsters!

Friend one: Great our Febuary 1st is gonna be awesome, I want to see if my mom will let you stay the night :)

by Galaxy Butter Knife January 14, 2021

februrary 20th

You are built like a raccoon. If you where born on this day go see a plastic surgeon. Help everyone out here, thank you.

Rando: Hey, your built like a raccoon, you need plastic surgery.
People born on februrary 20th: yea I know, my mum told me that when I was 8.

by Bigfatcrackinyourface June 1, 2021